May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
i would die laughing
Do you ever wanna punch yourself in the face for procrastinating and ruining your life
i would definitely reblog a lemon scented tumblr post
How would you know it’s lemon scented
uh, by smelling it, with my nose