For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.
That’s not a joke that’s a gift
I’m white, but not pumpkin-oreos-white
I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger
Peppermint schnapps hot cocoa, heck yes.