Movie marathon date with my favorite guy today. :)
IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.
I just want to be 21 so I can go buy myself a massive amount of wine and get drunk alone in my room.
at a horror movie
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
*After staying up for 24+ hours*
Mom: Haven’t you ever heard of sleep?
Me: Hell yeah they’re heavy as fuck