disvalue:

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

(Source: dickscratch, via quesadillasandweed)

me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®

therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

(via colorful-weirdness)