pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via imaginarycrazedzombie)

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via imaginarycrazedzombie)

queerboiswag:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

i would die laughing

(via cisnet-stockings)

whatismgmt:

Do you ever wanna punch yourself in the face for procrastinating and ruining your life

(via cisnet-stockings)

nayx:

wand3rluster:

nayx:

i would definitely reblog a lemon scented tumblr post

How would you know it’s lemon scented

uh, by smelling it, with my nose

(via cisnet-stockings)